"I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT,
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT . . ."
Well, I thought it was pretty funny.
But maybe that's because I don't have a dog any more . . .
And because I HAVE been known to "push the limits."
(I particularly liked the claw marks on the seat!)