Thursday, March 22, 2007

A challenge!

Karyn doesn't think I can write captions for pictures of yucca (NOT "yucky!") blooms.

We'll just see about that. First I have to get the pictures, though, and all we have so far is the beginnings of the bloom stalks protruding above the yucca leaves like... Well, like the yucca plant has become...uh... aroused.

Hey, guys! It's spring. Time to start thinking about reproducing, y'know?
After that long winter layoff, I'm ready to give it a DOUBLE-whammy!

Double whammy? With THOSE little stalks? HA!

You guys got nothin' on ME! I'm gonna give it a TRIPLE-whammy!

Triple...double...who cares? Everybody knows: SIZE MATTERS!


kenju said...

Is yucca in the asparagus family???

Karyn Lyndon said...

Okay, I take it back...but I think you should have saved these for Freaky Friday. Do you need to borrow my disclaimer?

Christina said...


What does Mom think of those captions?

Duke_of_Earle said...

Christina: Shhhh! Mom hasn't seen the captions yet. (Glad your computer is back up and running!)

Kenju: Carol HAS seen the pictures, and made the same comment you did about asparagus. Obvious similarity. huh?

Karyn: Hey, I posted that on Thursday evening. Isn't that close enough to Freaky Friday? ANd disclaimer? I thought we were talking about yucca blooms???


Badabing said...

Hehehe. Very good John. A little more practice with those suggestive captions and you'll be ready for erotica. ;-)

Michelle said...

LOL. Great captions.

Candace said...

Hey! You really shoulda had a disclaimer, because I just did a Sprite spit-take all over my keyboard!

schnoodlepooh said...

Toooo funny! Springtime and love is in the air!